Shipping policy

At Lazy Bastard™, we believe in doing less — including rushing unnecessarily.

That said, we still make sure your order gets to you as smoothly as possible.

Processing Time

Orders are processed within 1–3 business days.

We know waiting isn’t ideal, but neither is effort — so we take a moment to get things right.

Shipping Time

Estimated delivery times:

  • Delivery timeframe: Orders are delivered within 7–15 business days and processed within 1–2 business days after purchase.

    Separate shipments: Items may arrive separately because we work with different suppliers. This is completely normal — your full order is on its way.

    Tracking: You'll receive a tracking link by email once your order has been dispatched.

Some items may arrive faster. Some may take a little longer.
We like to keep expectations realistic — it’s part of the low-stress lifestyle.

Separate Packages

We work with different suppliers to bring you the best lazy solutions.

👉 This means your order may arrive in multiple packages at different times.

Don’t worry — everything you ordered is on its way.

Tracking

Most orders include tracking information, which will be sent to you once your order ships.

So you can track your package… without actually doing much.

Delays

Occasionally, delays can happen due to:

  • High demand
  • Shipping carriers
  • Customs (for international orders)

If your order is taking longer than expected, don’t panic — it’s still moving, just… taking its time.

Wrong Address

Please make sure your shipping details are correct.

If you enter the wrong address, your package might end up living a better life somewhere else.

Need Help?

If you have any questions, reach out to us at:

[your email here]

We’ll get back to you as soon as possible — with minimal unnecessary effort.

Final Note

We don’t believe in rushing.
We believe in getting things done… eventually.

Thanks for your patience — it’s part of the Lazy Bastard™ experience.